You come into work, open your email, and are greeted with a “strange person alert” from the night staff that goes like this:

FYI
I had to ask some one to leave the rest room for squatting in the handicap stall and generally acting kind of creepy. Not too odd you may say… it turns out that he is using the toilet as some kind of alter, with incense sticks sticking out of piles of poo.

Description:
White male, 30ish, blonde curly hair medium length, 5’10”ish, carries a milk crate full of stuff.

Disposition:
Not all there…first thing to come to mind.

My life is weird.