{"id":90,"date":"2005-07-14T19:23:10","date_gmt":"2005-07-15T03:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=90"},"modified":"2005-07-14T19:23:10","modified_gmt":"2005-07-15T03:23:10","slug":"you-know-youre-at-louden-nelson-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re at Louden Nelson when &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You come into work, open your email, and are greeted with a &#8220;strange person alert&#8221; from the night staff that goes like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>FYI<br \/>\nI had to ask some one to leave the rest room for squatting in the handicap stall and generally acting kind of creepy. Not too odd you may say\u2026 it turns out that he is using the toilet as some kind of alter, with incense sticks sticking out of piles of poo.<\/p>\n<p>Description:<br \/>\nWhite male, 30ish, blonde curly hair medium length, 5\u201910\u201dish, carries a milk crate full of stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Disposition:<br \/>\nNot all there\u2026first thing to come to mind.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My life is weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You come into work, open your email, and are greeted with a &#8220;strange person alert&#8221; from the night staff that goes like this: FYI I had to ask some one to leave the rest room for squatting in the handicap stall and generally acting kind of creepy. Not too odd you may say\u2026 it turns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ourhousehaswheels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}